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SYNOPSIS OF OSCAR

by

R. W. Edie

Copyright 2003 R. W. Edie, Inc.
11 W. La Canoa, Green Valley, Arizona 85614
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    Captain Joshua Singletary was caught selling U. S. Army supplies for his own gain.  As punishment Singletary is offered a choice between the military stockade, or the dubious position of Supply Officer at the frontier garrison of Fort George in the Arizona Territory.  The Captain takes the position as Supply Officer.
    Singletary, however, is still trying to rebuild a lost family fortune by whatever means he can find, or create.  The means that presents the most potential is the same course of action that landed him in the Arizona desert, the garrison of Fort George, and the town of Toulouse in the first place--making money from the buying and selling of military supplies for his own gain.
    His current project, actually his only option at the present, is to try to convince Miss Marie Pegier, owner of M & O Traders, to enter into some business deals with him from which he can make enough money to rebuild his family fortune.
    Miss Marie Pegier is not Captain Singletary's favorite kind of a woman.  Singletary prefers women who are slight built, light skinned, and ladies.  Marie, fairly robust, and of questionable parentage fits none of those qualifications.  And, to make matters worse, she has a wild cougar named Oscar for a pet.
    After their first meeting, Singletary decides that there is too much of a bond between Marie and her pet cougar, Oscar.  He makes arrangements with a drunken soldier named Swartz to kill the big cat.
    Oscar has his own agenda:  He wants to find a suitable mate for his mistress, Marie Pegier, so he can regain his freedom and become the wild animal he is supposed to be.  Captain Singletary might be that suitable mate for Marie.

PARTIAL TEXT OF OSCAR


HISTORICAL NOTE

 
The town of Toulouse, Arizona Territory, had sprung up from God-knew-where for God-only-knew what reason.  It consisted of one hotel, which boasted of a restaurant; one blacksmith shop, attached to the livery stable, which there was one; one feed store, one general merchandise store, one trading post, one saloon; one whore, attached to the saloon; and according to local legend, the two "louses" after which the town was named, attached to the whore.
 
The town served a dozen or so scattered ranches, an unverified number of miners and prospectors, its own few citizens, and also the military garrison of Fort George, which lay on the other side of a low range of mountains about ten miles to the East.
 
Fort George was also a mystery.  No one knew exactly why it was there, either, or why the name "Fort George."  Some claimed that it was named after George Washington, others claimed that it was named after a more recent hero, George Armstrong Custer.  The old-timers claimed that it was named after George Hatherfield who was supposed to have been killed by Indians on the spot where the garrison was built.  A small minority claimed that Hatherfield had been attacked by Mexicans instead of Indians.  One woman, in particular, stated that George Hatherfield had been killed by his wife after he came home from town with the "two louses" because she knew where he had been to get them.
 
Other than the Hatherfield escapade, the only events of any significance to happen around Toulouse had been the arrival of Marie Pegier, who founded the M & O Trading Post, and then, later, the arrival of Oscar.  As time went on even those happenings were absorbed into Toulouse's unanswered past, eventually falling from notice, leaving the town to swelter in the desert heat and anonymity.
 
 

PART ONE

 
 
 
    Civilization, as we know it, ends at the Appalachian Mountains.  On the other side of the Appalachians, to the Missouri river, is a civilization which we do not know.  Beyond that, there is no civilization.
 

 
 

I

 
 
 
    Oscar yawns as he wakes from his afternoon nap.  It's good weather to sleep, hot and dry.
 
    The weather, however, is not the reason Oscar is becoming lethargic, bored, and disgusted:  He is losing his edge--his birthright.  He is, after all, a wild animal--a cougar--not some dog or house cat lying around waiting to be fed.  By nature he is a hunter, a prowler, the wildness of the desert calls to him every night--but, still, he waits patiently in the shade of the veranda for his mistress to come out so they can take their afternoon stroll down the street.
 
    He has long since stopped trying to understand why he is here.
 
    With yellow eyes he sleepily surveys the street, looking both ways.  The shimmering heat waves distort the false-front buildings making them appear more out of square than they actually are.  A dust-devil touches down, sending a spiral of gray dust, dry horse dung, and other debris, pluming skyward.  Except for the furious turmoil of the dust-devil, everything is quiet in the late afternoon desert heat.
 
    Oscar is in no hurry to move--it is still too hot for any activity.  When the sun drops lower in the sky he and his mistress will take their stroll--unless something of significance interferes, as it sometimes does.
 
    Right now the only thing of any significance that he can see is a blue-uniformed rider approaching from the East.  Troopers are not an unusual sight in Toulouse--Fort George is only ten miles away.  What makes this trooper significant is that his uniform has not yet given up its brightness to the scorching desert sun.
 
    The appearance of the trooper in the bright blue uniform, as with the appearance of any other new human male, creates a feeling of renewed hope within Oscar's spirit.  Maybe this human male will be the one who will set him free.  Free, is what Oscar wants to be.
 
    However, for some reason, as this trooper draws nearer he brings with him a feeling of anxiety--a hackles-raising anticipation like the howling of a dust storm or the roar of a hail storm, both of which beat and punish the unwary and the unprotected.
 
    Oscar looks to the horizons, trying to locate the perceived danger.  He sees no impending storms.  He doesn't understand the reason for the feeling.  He watches and waits.
 
 
 
    Two men, old timers, Ted Smith and Ed Jones, sitting in front of the feed store, chewing tobacco, taking turns spitting, and whittling, watched the cougar's progress toward wakefulness.  Nobody could say, for sure, the ages of Ted and Ed, but everybody knew that they had been sitting there for at least the last decade, mauling their chewing tobacco with toothless gums and discussing whatever passed in front of them.
 
    "Strange animal that cougar."  When words were spoken Ed was usually the first one to speak them.
 
    "Oscar?  Yeah, a feller' wonders why he stays with her."  Ted folded his jackknife and put it in his pocket.  It was close to beer-time, and today was Ed's turn to buy.
 
    "What she needs is a man instead of a cougar."  Ed, the biggest and ugliest, was a self-proclaimed lecher, always making snide remarks about some passing woman, usually Marie Pegier, who was the most visible woman in Toulouse.  "She probably don't know the pleasures a man could give her."
 
    Ted directed a stream of tobacco juice at the hitching-rail post.  Even the half-smile caused by Ed remark didn't spoil his aim.  He could work, or talk, or do almost anything else, and still spit tobacco juice with uncanny accuracy.  He didn't understand Ed's fascination with the owner of M & O Traders, but whatever that fascination was, a discussion on the subject of Ed's love-life, or lack of it, relieved the normal afternoon boredom.  After the tobacco juice connected with the post and ran down to the ground, he asked:  "Would you wrestle that cougar for a chance to give her pleasure?"
 
    Ed missed the post, as usual.  His inaccuracy with a stream of tobacco juice was well known, and also well documented on the boots and pant cuffs of unwary passers-by.  He leaned back in his chair and shifted his quid to the other side of his mouth so he could point his words in Ted's direction without turning his stiff neck too far.  "Not today--but I've seen the day I would have--him and that houseboy, both.  That woman's a mighty fine morsel.  Mighty fine."  He massaged his own chest with gnarled fingers.
 
    Ted's cackle was louder than necessary on a quiet afternoon, even the cougar turned an ear toward them.  "Ed, you old fart, you couldn't handle that woman on the best day of your life--even if you didn't have to whip the cougar and the Chink, first, to get there."  To Ted, Ed's obsession with the owner of M & O Traders was laughable.
 
    Ed blustered:  "You don't know what I can handle and what I can't."
 
    "Oh, yes, I do.  When you was sparkin' Hattie Morris, I used to watch you through a knot-hole in the hay barn wall."  Ted cackled again.
 
    Ed gagged and choked and blew out his chew.  "Goddamn you!"  Being careful not to let Ted see his reddening face, he stood up from his chair and tottered down the boardwalk toward the saloon.
 
    Laughing, Ted watched him go; then realized what a terrible mistake he'd just made--Ed probably wouldn't buy the beer, now, unless he received an apology first.
 
    Ted stood up, grimaced at the protests from his stiffened muscles, then followed his companion toward the bar.  He'd need to smooth Ed's ruffles feathers somehow, or else buy his own beer.  He glanced at the soldier riding down the street, noting the bright blue uniform and the Captain's bars.  A newcomer and an officer.  He must have done something mighty bad to be exiled to the Arizona Territory--especially Fort George.  The poor bastard was going to get an education--if he survived.
 
 
 
    The two old men tottering along the boardwalk toward the saloon were of no importance to Captain Joshua Singletary.  He paid little attention to anything which did not effect him directly and the two old geezers did not effect him directly.
 
    Until recently, he, and he alone, had controlled his own destiny, and his destiny was to rebuild a depleted family fortune so he could enjoy the same Good Life as his family predecessors.  Not that his immediate family predecessors had had that much of a Good Life--his grandfather on his mother's side had been demented, lost in his own world of make-believe; his mother, widowed at a young age, had been left to raise her son after her husband had been killed defending his ship.  They both had struggled with dwindling finances, trying to maintain their social position.  Captain Joshua Singletary was determined to carry on the struggle of rebuilding the family fortune--and succeed, which was more than his mother and her father had accomplished.  His present situation, assigned to Fort George as the supply officer, appeared to be a setback to those plans.  But it was only a temporary setback.  Perhaps it would be very temporary, if he played his cards right.  Today he was going to deal the first card.
 
    He had not been assigned to Fort George because he wanted to be there--it had been the best of what he had been offered at the time.  As he ricocheted through life, the Captain had used his ancestral New England mind to cheat his way through the first two years at the military academy, he had used his muscular body to bully his way through the second two years, and he had used the combination of the two to bluff his way into two promotions.  However, not long after that, through no fault of his own, but rather the treachery of a trusted accomplice, he had been caught delivering supplies purchased with U. S. Army funds to a destination other than the United States Army garrison for which they were intended.
 
    Singletary had delivered the supplies to a trading-ship which plied its trade up and down the coast of South America.  The ship's captain, an acquaintance of his mother's, had been looking for cheap trading goods.  Singletary had provided the goods for a share of the profit.  He had enlisted the aid of a fellow officer for the first two deliveries.  His partner had not shown up for the third delivery.  Singletary had made the delivery himself and been caught in the act.  He only escaped that predicament with his rank intact by accepting the assignment as supply officer at Fort George.  He considered the assignment better, if only slightly, than the stockade, the other offered alternative.  His ex-partner was now a Colonel commanding a regiment which guarded the Potomac River.
 
    At the beginning of his assignment to Fort George, because of his exile to this place which he considered to be a foreign land where nothing grew but cactus and greasewood, it had been his opinion that his career and his ambitions would soon become dried up and withered as everything else, including the people, that inhabited this land.  However, after his arrival at Fort George, to his relief, he learned that the only supplier of military goods in the area was M & O Traders, owned and operated by a woman.  The Captain's spirits rose.  Women were one thing Joshua Singletary understood.
 
    In his thirty some-odd years he had learned a few things about women--they were physically attracted to him, mentally attracted to him, and basically greedy when it came to money.  He was certain, with a little push here, and a little suggestion there, he could persuade this lady, if indeed she was a lady, to enter into some business deals with him which would be profitable for both of them, or at least for him.
 
    On this ungodly hot afternoon, riding a horse that was barely fit to ride, he was on his way to meet her--Miss Marie Pegier, owner of M & O Traders.  He had already mentally pictured her as a withered up old crone--otherwise she would not still be Miss, and, living in this heathen land where men were, at best, rough, uncouth, and dirty, she should be ripe to be swept off her feet by an officer and gentleman in a fresh-starched uniform.  Singletary knew what kind of an effect the military uniform had on women.
 
    With military briskness and precision, he tied his haggard horse to the tie rail in front of the M & O Traders' building.  Having been previously warned about Miss Pegier's reputation for unscrupulous honesty, and dismissing it as easily surmountable, he undauntedly advanced up the wooden steps and into the shade of the veranda.
 
    At the top step he found himself daunted.  He was looking into the yellow eyes of a full-grown, half-awake, male cougar.
 
    Singletary, blinking his eyes in disbelief, struggled to control his bladder.  Because of a shortage of weapons at Fort George, the post commander had decreed that only combat troops could carry firearms.  Singletary was non-combat, his hand reached for his only weapon, his saber, which would be less than useless in this situation.  He could probably run faster without it.
 
    The cougar blinked back but did not display any aggression.  In fact, he gave Singletary a wide, toothy yawn, like an overgrown house cat, flipped his tail a couple of times, then moved off to sit down in front of one of the two doors which provided entrance to the building.
 
    The jingling of the chain that encircled the cougar's neck gave Josh Singletary a more secure feeling.  At least the animal was a pet and under control.  However, his feeling of security was short-lived when he noticed that the chain was not fastened to anything, it just served as a collar.
 
    The big cat, after moving to a different place, seemed to lose interest in him--if it ever had any interest in him.  Reason dictated that if the animal was dangerous it would not be allowed to run loose on the street, so, feeling in no immediate danger, the Captain released his grip on his saber and proceeded with his planned meeting with Marie Pegier.
 
    The door, where the cougar sat, had a sign which read, PRIVATE.  The other door had a sign which read, OFFICE.  Reason again prevailed, along with the cougar, and Singletary entered the door which read, OFFICE.
 
    The young, black-haired woman seated at a desk just inside the door looked up as he came in.  Her black eyes, set wide apart in a round, olive face, moved from his face to his boots, to his campaign hat, then back to his face again, in one sweeping motion.  "May I help you, Captain."  She spoke with a Southern accent which Singletary disliked on principle--he had been too young to be in the War, but that didn't make any difference.
 
    "Yes.  I'm the new supply officer from Fort George, Captain Joshua Singletary.  I wish to speak to Miss Marie Pegier, if I may."  He had an aversion to dealing with underlings and hoped it would not be necessary after today, especially with this one who he already disliked.
 
    She stood, as was expected when addressing an army officer.  "How-do-you-do, Captain Singletary.  I'm Marie Pegier.  How may I be of service to you?"
 
    Singletary was momentarily taken aback, this was not the crone he had expected.  As she stood facing him, he took note that she filled out her clothes well, too well for his liking.  Women with big breasts and wide hips should dress to conceal them--not reveal them.  Also, the clothes were black, they matched her black hair, and black eyes.  Singletary hated black.  It reminded him of death, and witches.  His mother had always threatened to throw him to the witches whenever he misbehaved.
 
    "I don't need anything, today."  Singletary fought to bring everything into perspective--this was the woman with whom he planned to enter a business relationship--a necessary business relationship, if he expected to survive his exile from civilization with something more than just sun-burned hide.  "I imagine we will be doing a good deal of business in the future.  I wanted to come by and make your acquaintance beforehand."
 
    "I'm happy you did.  Please sit down."  Marie Pegier nodded toward the chair across the desk from her.  If she was impressed with his fresh-starched army uniform it did not show in her expression.  Marie Pegier was all business.  She was also not all white.
 
    Singletary swallowed his immediate dislike for the woman and put on his most charming manner.  "Do I detect a Southern accent?"
 
    "New Orleans," she answered simply.  "And, you, sir?"
 
    "Ohio," he lied.  He had no intentions of telling this Southern woman, who he intended to impress, that he was from Massachusetts--not this soon after the Civil War.
 
    As they talked, he assessed Marie Pegier.  Age--he could only guess as being young.  Nationality--she was what his blue-blood mother would have referred to as "being of questionable parentage", probably Creole.  Intelligence--above average--far above average.  The Captain decided that he had better go slow.  She was not a scattered-brained socialite, and, knowing the tastes of Western men for this type of an independent woman, probably not starving for attention.  "May I ask you about your pet?" he questioned--that was a neutral subject.
 
    "Oscar?  There isn't much to tell, except he isn't a pet."
 
    "You didn't raise him?"
 
    "No, he showed up one morning, after I'd been here a few months.  He's been here ever since."
 
    "You have a chain on him."
 
    "He only wears the chain so some trigger-happy cowboy won't mistake him for a wild cougar.  I never tie him up."
 
    "Where did he come from?"
 
    "I have no idea--neither does anyone else."
 
    Singletary mentally ruminated on that for a while, and then filed it in his mind with a lot of other things he didn't understand about the frontier--like the mirages that covered the dry land with nonexistent water, and the heathen savages who ate dogs and horses, and the half-breed Indian scouts who, even though on the government payroll, refused to capitulate to their superiors, and, worst of all, the white men who acted as bad, if not worse, than the savages.  It was unbelievable that anyplace in America could be this uncivilized.
 
    The most unbelievable thing he had encountered so far was that the United States Government allowed the things to happen which were happening.  Even the Senior officers at the post allowed civil disobedience to run rampant--and they were the ones who were supposed to be maintaining Law and Order.  This country would become civilized someday, if Joshua Singletary had his way.  But, first he needed to establish his own financial superiority--the rest of it would come later--power usually followed money.  Money was power.  The lack of money to grace certain palms was the reason he was stuck in the God-forsaken wilderness in the first place.
 
    He turned his attention back to Marie Pegier.  He needed to cut this visit short and give himself time to reorganize his plans.  "One other question, and then I'll let you return to your business," he said.  "Would you accompany me to dinner sometime?"  He had learned that women respond well to social affairs.
 
    "I would be honored," Marie answered.  "How about this evening?"
 
    Singletary hadn't expected that fast an acceptance.  He was not prepared for the next step.  "I'm afraid I don't know the best place in town to eat."  He doubted if there was one, or, if there was, if Marie Pegier would be impressed by it, or, if he would want to be seen there with her.  He had always been selective about his female companions.  Marie Pegier would not be a female companion of his choice.  But, he needed to cultivate the relationship in order to accomplish his ends.  Besides, there was no one here, or anywhere near here, who he needed to impress with his choice of women.
 
    Marie said:  "There is only one place that has decent food.  If you would meet me here about seven, I'll be your guide."  She offered him her hand, not in a ladylike manner, but like a man, to be shook.  She was, after all, a business woman, something which Singletary would have to tolerate if he intended to use her in his plans to rebuild his family fortune.
 
    Leaving M & O Traders, Singletary gave Oscar, the cougar, who was asleep in front of the other door, a wide berth.  He made a mental note to put out the word around the post that he would pay a month's pay to any trooper who brought him the chain with the cat's head still attached--done outside of town, of course.  He would not continue to walk around the beast.  Dealing with a semi-civilized woman would be enough trouble without having to deal with a semi-civilized cougar as well.


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